rambles, poems, braindroppings, and stories

Snorlax : are you nervous about your recent pursuit to become a Pokemon Master? Me : well i am nervous and excited to go to another country and teach English there, feels odd the responsibility that I have, I mean I have a degree in Accounting and no teaching experience, kinda awesome but terrifying at the same time. Snorlax : I see. You know the phrase "you gotta catch them all" do you think you can achieve this goal? Me : I am going to travel as much as possible. I have 9 months to explore and adventure. Colombia is a tropical country of incredible diversity and charm. Its ever-changing geography, a history loaded with mystery and adventure, its people and cultures, have fascinated the world for centuries Snorlax : Truly fascinating answers. Thank you for your time young man.

Edgar Allan Poe drinks his coffee, the coffee makes him sober and able to perceive the world clearly through the senses, it makes him see the world in a way 'nobody ever should' in all its harsh reality, Poe considers how alcohol would dull this reality out and help him stop perceiving the world this way. A Green Day song plays in the background "Do you ever think back to another time? Does it bring you so down that you thought you lost your mind? Do you ever want to lead a long trail of destruction And mow down any bullshit that confronts you ? Do you ever build up all the small things in your head To make one problem that adds up to nothing?"

the time machine was shittier than Snorlax imagined, it was a Porta Potty and smelled like it had never been cleaned. i kicked the shit box and it beamed us through time and space into a similar world that also has Pokemon on it except the Pokemon here spoke bad Spanish, and by bad Spanish i mean it resembled gibberish more than a language. "donde esta el bano?" a charmander asks, "i have no idea what this foreigner is saying" Snorlax pushes me away. suddenly the world starts shaking and there's a loud voice yelling...

i was walking the other day as usual when im kinda lonely and i hear someone crying. it was this big guy that kinda looked like an overweight skunk that smoked way too much bud. i asked him "what's wrong buddy someone stole your stash"? he looked at me with rage "why am i on this earth"? i tell him some existential bullshit that only a true delusional drunkard would believe. he finally stops crying and offers me some ice-cream cake, i would have preferred an apple pie but i have a rule that i don't say NO to free food. he told me about this asshole pokemon trainer named Ash who had gotten into a barfight with Snorlax and called him a lazy hippie. "i guess i see his point you are currently eating cake and smoking a bong that's pretty irresponsible man." so i tell my new friend Snorlax that I have a shit time machine that sometimes works if i kick it enough times , let's go kick this kid's ass. on next week's episode tony the tiger...