I was a sophomore in high school when i started making hate raps and posting them online. Yep they were pretty bad, but mostly they were mean. Here's one,
"His girlfriend looks like she’s on drugs, but Brian he just wears uggs. His girlfriend isn’t hot he is her robot. Give him pity because his girlfriend looks really shitty. He listens to crappy bands and lets his girlfriend touch him with her man hands. His best friend is the computer and he is his girlfriend’s tutor. Brian gets made fun of by his mother and gets beat up by his brother. This kid is so sick that he puts Ben-gay on his dick. Brian might not be prude, but his girlfriends definitely looks like a dude."
A couple years later i matured (not really) and wrote some poetry, this is most likely the time i started smoking pot:
It’s a blind man’s reality
Blackness is all he knows
My jealously cannot be contained
And my curiosity cannot be tamed
My morals have gone astray
I have thrown the law away
I don't know what's right or wrong
I thought I saw the light
But I could be dreaming
Confusion has taken over
Free me from this prison of life
I thought I saw the light
But I had to turn my back away
For the light was much too bright
For one moment I understood
I looked the truth in the eye
But it was too strong
I choose a life of tainted truth
I now look at the light with blurred vision
It was my own decision
My decision to live a life of half truths
And to have mental security
The truth is too powerful
It’s a game of hide and seek
But there is no winning
No winning
No winning at all
This one still makes me laugh:
(took out high school references)
102 Things That I Hate in no particular order
1. People who laugh at their own jokes
2. Emo Music
3. People who always think that they are always right
4. Reality TV
6. Blink 182
7. MTV
8. Sellouts
9. People who think that they are all that and a bag of potato chips
15. When you know you have to piss, but you can’t
16. Most Freshmen
17. Racists
18. Constipation
23. Suck Ups
24. Phills Berry Dough Boy
25. The French guy in the simpsons
26. When you run and you have to take a shit
27. Really really tall people
28. The Chunky Soup adds
32. People who spell “tough” like “Tuff”
37. The Lucky Charms Guy
38. Poseurs
44. People who DON’T say Da Bomb
45. Mules
46. Those really small environment friendly cars
48. People that have braided pubic hairs
49. Train conductors
50. Leprechauns
51. When people talk in 3rd person
52. Bill O’Reily
56. Those people who always have their away messages on (back in the days of aim, nostalgia)
57. When people walk really slow in the school halls
58. Golf
59. Radio Disney
61. Old Navy adds
65. That old guy who’s in all the six flag commercials
66. People who sniff white out
67. When there’s hair in your food
69. People who try really hard to be cool (me when i was in high school)
96. People who spell color like colour
97. Johnny On the Spot
98. Spanish Class
99. Playing baseball
100. People who hate as many things as me
101. People who wear sun glasses when they AREN'T outdoors
102. The Gap
"His girlfriend looks like she’s on drugs, but Brian he just wears uggs. His girlfriend isn’t hot he is her robot. Give him pity because his girlfriend looks really shitty. He listens to crappy bands and lets his girlfriend touch him with her man hands. His best friend is the computer and he is his girlfriend’s tutor. Brian gets made fun of by his mother and gets beat up by his brother. This kid is so sick that he puts Ben-gay on his dick. Brian might not be prude, but his girlfriends definitely looks like a dude."
A couple years later i matured (not really) and wrote some poetry, this is most likely the time i started smoking pot:
It’s a blind man’s reality
Blackness is all he knows
My jealously cannot be contained
And my curiosity cannot be tamed
My morals have gone astray
I have thrown the law away
I don't know what's right or wrong
I thought I saw the light
But I could be dreaming
Confusion has taken over
Free me from this prison of life
I thought I saw the light
But I had to turn my back away
For the light was much too bright
For one moment I understood
I looked the truth in the eye
But it was too strong
I choose a life of tainted truth
I now look at the light with blurred vision
It was my own decision
My decision to live a life of half truths
And to have mental security
The truth is too powerful
It’s a game of hide and seek
But there is no winning
No winning
No winning at all
This one still makes me laugh:
(took out high school references)
102 Things That I Hate in no particular order
1. People who laugh at their own jokes
2. Emo Music
3. People who always think that they are always right
4. Reality TV
6. Blink 182
7. MTV
8. Sellouts
9. People who think that they are all that and a bag of potato chips
15. When you know you have to piss, but you can’t
16. Most Freshmen
17. Racists
18. Constipation
23. Suck Ups
24. Phills Berry Dough Boy
25. The French guy in the simpsons
26. When you run and you have to take a shit
27. Really really tall people
28. The Chunky Soup adds
32. People who spell “tough” like “Tuff”
37. The Lucky Charms Guy
38. Poseurs
44. People who DON’T say Da Bomb
45. Mules
46. Those really small environment friendly cars
48. People that have braided pubic hairs
49. Train conductors
50. Leprechauns
51. When people talk in 3rd person
52. Bill O’Reily
56. Those people who always have their away messages on (back in the days of aim, nostalgia)
57. When people walk really slow in the school halls
58. Golf
59. Radio Disney
61. Old Navy adds
65. That old guy who’s in all the six flag commercials
66. People who sniff white out
67. When there’s hair in your food
69. People who try really hard to be cool (me when i was in high school)
96. People who spell color like colour
97. Johnny On the Spot
98. Spanish Class
99. Playing baseball
100. People who hate as many things as me
101. People who wear sun glasses when they AREN'T outdoors
102. The Gap
Don't stand too close to the piñata.
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